Monday, October 27, 2008

How to kill one


1Buy some pure silver. Silver is a magical metal used by sorcerers and alchemists. It is one of two substances that are guaranteed to destroy a werewolf.
Step2Make some of the silver into a weapon such as a sword or dagger in case you need to get close to the werewolf. Use the rest to create silver bullets so you can shoot the werewolf from a distance.
Step3Obtain some mercury. Most thermometers contain a small amount of mercury. Make the mercury into bullets. Mercury is the other substance that is guaranteed to destroy a werewolf.
Step4Hunt for a werewolf when the moon is out. Take the gun, the silver and mercury bullets and a wooden stake with you.
Step5Shoot the werewolf with the silver bullets. If these do not work, try the mercury bullets. Put the wooden stake through the werewolf's heart.
Step6Remove the werewolf's heart by cutting its chest open with a silver knife. Use a blunt instrument such as a hammer to destroy its brain. This should ensure that the werewolf stays dead.


Tips and warnings


If you cannot buy silver, melt some silver coins. These may not be pure silver.
Mercury was once known as quicksilver. Since no one is quite sure whether werewolf killing bullets are made of quicksilver or real silver, you should take both with you.
Werewolves usually come out on nights with a full moon, though they may also appear at other times.
A werewolf is covered in fur and is bigger than most men. It has pointy ears, a long snout, huge claws and sharp, pointy teeth.
Werewolves regenerate quickly. This is why you must destroy the heart and brain.
Mercury is highly poisonous.

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